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Originally Published: August 2, 2011, on EGMNOW.COM

Publisher: Microsoft Studios
Developer: Shadow Planet Productions
Platforms: XBLA

Release: 08.03.11

The Good: Old school exploration and backtracking similar to Metroid
The Bad: Constantly referring back to your map and weapon wheel breaks pace of game play
The Ugly: Monstrous, screen-filling shadow creatures bent on your destruction

Cut from the mold of old-school action games like Metroid, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet proves that fun, simple, yet engrossing game play can trump all the special effects and cut scenes of other games most any day of the week. In fact, the story of Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet can be summed up thusly: You’re an alien with a spaceship. Your home world has been invaded by a plague like shadow creature. Kill it.

And that’s all you really need as you pilot your way through a maze-like massive world with varying climates and themes and you blast away at parasitic creatures spawned from the master shadow monster. And blast away at these creatures you shall as you’ll earn an assortment of various weapons from standard missiles, blasters, and scanners, to more unique weapons like buzz saws and barrier shields. Of course, each new weapon will only make you want to explore even more as each will not only help you take down certain foes, but also open up new door ways that were once blocked off to you. Rewards ranging from concept art and more of the game’s back-story to armor and blaster power-ups await you if you choose to explore the entire map available.

The only downside that comes from having a large assortment of weapons and a map of where to explore is that you find yourself constantly referring back to the map to see where to go next, or even with four assignable hot keys, needing to go to the weapon wheel to change weapons. This tends to break the pace of game play and will slow down the experience for all the completionists out there.

Despite this minor complaint, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet is a wonderfully addicting old-school romp that uses simple, tried and tested techniques to pull off a winner. The limited color palette works perfectly for the theme of the game and it helps put your sensory emphasis on the mood-setting music as you blast away in classic underdog style with your tiny ship against an entire world. Throw in an actually compelling 2-4 player co-op/versus mode called “Lantern Run” where you and up to three friends must work together to solve puzzles and escape the encroaching Lantern Monster, all the while competing for the high score, and Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet is another more than worthy entry into Xbox’s Summer of Arcade.

Score: 9.5/10

A Greener Planet

Originally Published: February 12, 2010, on 1050ESPN.com (now ESPNNewYork.com)

While growing up, I was never really fascinated with the Hulk because the character never had the depth to draw me to him. I loved the fact that the madder he got the stronger he got, and the cheesy catch phrases were great to imitate (“RAY SMASH!”; “RAY STRONGEST THERE IS!”), but beyond these, the Hulk was always a B-level character in the grand scheme of things.

My frustration only grew with Hulk as he was depicted the same way over and over again in horrible movies that were later remade with bigger names into better movies with the same basic story, and we can’t forget the horribly overpriced straight-to-DVD animated features.

But in 2006, there was hope. Over the course of a little more than a year in the Incredible Hulk’s third volume, came the Planet Hulk storyline, an arc that has been the Hulk’s shining moment in his nearly 50 years of comics (with a close second being the storyline that came out of the Planet Hulk story arc, World War Hulk). This was the first time, the Hulk, and not Bruce Banner (or a merging of the Hulk’s body and Banner’s personality), was the personality with layer upon layer of depth and development. The Hulk was thinking, strategizing, speaking in complete sentences. And after years of being limited, the Hulk had become not only the center of his own planet, but would soon become the center of the Marvel Universe.

These glorious storylines drew me to the superhero who liked purple stretchy pants like never before. Of course, Marvel would screw it all up and have a horribly anti-climatic end to World War Hulk and make him stupid again, but for a time, Hulk was the top dog.

Realizing that many casual comic readers had also been drawn to the Hulk across these story arcs, Marvel animation (who always seem to want to feature the Hulk in something, some way or another) decided that the Planet Hulk story arc would make a fantastic DVD movie. And so, I present to you Planet Hulk.

With the cover art done by Alex Ross to grab prospective buyers’ attention, and voice acting veterans like Liam O’Brien as Hiroim and Kevin Michael Richardson as Korg signing on board, this is easily the best animated feature starring the Hulk that Marvel has done. A full hour and 21 minutes also makes it one of the longer comic book based animated films to come out in a long time. Of course, I thought that with everything Marvel would have had to cram into the DVD to make it as true to the original series as possible, I thought they would have been pushing 100 minutes, but Marvel found a way to streamline the story and still keep in all the best parts of the Planet Hulk comics.

The basic premise is that the Illuminati back on Earth (comprised of Black Bolt, Namor, Iron Man, Professor X, Mr. Fantastic, and Doctor Strange) have come to the conclusion that the Hulk is simply too dangerous to remain on Earth and so they gas him and send him on a spaceship towards a desolate planet. Of course, Tony Stark sticking true to form, has to gloat in a recording explaining the situation to the Hulk when he wakes up, and in the Hulk’s fury, he knocks the navigation system out of whack and crash lands on a planet ruled through fear by a man simply known as “The Red King”. To keep his subjects in line and entertained, the Red King holds gladiatorial matches in a coliseum in his capital city between natives of the planet and those unfortunate enough to crash land on his barren world. Not taking too kind to being a slave, Hulk fights back. We then watch as our hero evolves and strategizes against the Red King as he fights for not only his freedom, but for an entire planet’s.

Although not perfectly true to the original comics (Silver Surfer was cut due to legal issues and was replaced by Beta Ray Bill), it did add little snippets that brought together some aspects of the Marvel universe very nicely (such as Thor’s origin story, although slightly perverted by Beta Ray Bill’s presence, leading to how Korg ended up as a gladiator). It also trimmed down Hulk’s “Warbound” party due to the fact that 81 minutes was simply not enough time to give everyone’s back story, have Hulk develop a relationship with all of them, and then have him kick lots of alien butt.

The animation was beautiful and flowed very smoothly, especially in some of the epic fight scenes that were re-created straight from the comics. The voice acting was top notch and the musical score set the mood perfectly from the action sequences to the more emotional moments.

At the end of the day, this was the best Hulk story ever done and that alone made this the best Hulk DVD ever made. Considering some great extra features like a full episode of Wolverine and the X-Men (the same old story of “Hulk vs. Wolverine vs. Wendigo” though, more of the same tired garbage I was mentioning before, but a full extra 22 minutes of animation isn’t something to scoff at either) and several behind the scenes mini-documentaries and motion comics and my only real problem with this was the fact that Marvel couldn’t get over the legal issues that constantly seem to be plaguing them nowadays and get the Silver Surfer into this.

Planet Hulk gets 4 out of 5.

-Ray Carsillo